I too couldn't care less about this unless they retrieve 1982-vintage Ally Sheedy.

"Willing to forgive"? That shit was straight entertaining, yo. It'd be good on any Trek.

I always thought a photon torpedo was a tactical nuke, at least. But if you want to really shit about how strong a photon torpedo is, watch that Voyager where there's a mob hit (essentially) with a little helicopter drone outside a window (where Janeway and other crew members are) and Voyager fires 3 torpedoes at it…

How about we just stop talking about how many lights there are for the next week or two. Let's see if we can manage that.

You'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode.

Worf may not be all that technical but he had Troi to help him, so…

They're trying to teach you, like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon, female, or even ginger.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

O'Brien would never drink pussy synthehol.

Well, get on with it, [alien] motherfu…

Motherfucker, are you taking notes
on an alien fucking invasion?

*holds up tape recorder* Go ahead. I'm redoing my kitchen.

"I hate contracts"

If there's one word I would use to describe myself
what is it?

So that's what it would have been like if I had invented the fing-longer. A man can dream.

It's because of this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5…

SAL! never noticed him there

I'll confirm that but awesome revision anyway

Good thing the gameplay actually is broken. Regenerative health is the problem. A game where you're supposed to be a badass 80s action hero like John Matrix should not force you to take cover like a human being.

Smash his scrotum sac
Allered ferociously
Survived this attack
Sterile now left to bleed
Emptied in the croth
Gonads reduced to pulp
Hateful remedy
Void of sexuality