If it would have come out when I still gave a shit, it might have been awesome for its time.

The good and evil tracks are pretty much the same EXCEPT when you're good it's nigh impossible to use any of the awesome powers at street level (when they're useful) without killing civilians. It's a much harder game when you're trying to keep your good karma up, whereas to get your bad karma maxed out all you need to…

like, all of them? I didn't notice any differences, other than the logo.

Hungry Hungry High on Fire

Buy Em All
Ride the Reading Railroad
Master of Boardwalk
…And Hotels For All

Even when I was one of those GC fret wankers, I thought those Vai guitars were ugly as a butt.

No, that's true, it's on Memory Alpha and everything. It just would have been a fucking disaster to bring Kirk on TNG during season 1, as he would have completely dominated the show and reminded any remaining viewers how awful TNG was at the time. Even in seasons 3-4, it would have been tough to put him in without…

An eternity with nerds. It's like the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

I hope and pray one of you regulars is the real Wil Wheaton.

"Well, my work here is done."

Believe me, you can see it and have no memory of it 5 minutes later. Like the Silence.

TNGizing TOS titles = no fun
TOSizing TNG titles = fun as hell

Comedy is comedy, whether intentional or not, and on TNG you take it where you can get it.

Everyone knows Kirk's real killers were Brannon Braga & Ron Moore.

here comes a new challenger!

What always fucked with me was the scene where Riker lays down to go to sleep at last and immediately gets told it's 8 hours later and it's time to get up.

"It was at this point that George Sr discovered a loophole in the Mexican legal system."

Steve Holt is a bastard! He doesn't even know who his father is!

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

But…
…I'm white!