I didn't think the Mormon-ness really kicked in until Xenocide. Or maybe it's because I still really want to like Speaker, despite how much of a fuckface Card is.

Michael Bay is way better at trailers than movies.

From the sound of it, it just raises more questions than it answers, like how did the Klingons capture a dude with an invincible super-ship capable of wiping out an entire Starfleet task force in a matter of seconds.

Jesus, alurin, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Don't watch it. For the love of God, if you're going to watch an episode of Enterprise, make it any other one.

Who would dare challenge us?

Yeah, you get to season 4 and it's just starting to get pretty depressing. Family and Brothers especially. But you could probably make a little something out of season 5.

Now that I'm watching TOS again, I might actually put it ahead of TNG for its stakes, its humor, and its atmosphere, but that's probably just anti-nostalgia talking.

I'm irritated that the best they could come up with for the porn is "Star Trek TNG: An XXX parody". Come on, do something fun.

Another week of Tierney and Wil Wheaton's pulverized corpse would have been found on one of the turbolift sets.

"We will adapt your biological and technological distinctiveness…TO GET FUNKY!"

There's nothing wrong with it, exactly, except for being completely stone fucking boring. So do you give that the big ugly D-F, or do you save it for something like Threshold, which is completely insane and incompetent but has entertainment value?

I thought we were meant to think they messed up their cube.

Imaginary Friend, meh. That is all.

Walter: If you don't like It's Only a Paper Moon…whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

phodreaw: racist.

I'm sure we can all agree that would have improved The Naked Now tremendously.

You can get that done at Navy Pier, phodreaw.

Bingo, Riddle. There could still be Borg, and they could still be all FUBAR because of Hugh, but Lore was one overstuffed, oversimplifying step too far.

My wife got me to watch Doctor Who in the first place, but I had to get her to watch it again, after she was utterly disillusioned by Journey's End.

I like *snort* mating on the *cough* back rank myself. *giggles like schoolgirl*