Hey, I'm 27 now!

or Eyeborgs.

I submit Precious Cargo as the nadir of the entire franchise. Capsule review is appropriate.

Tapestry implies it was his near-death experience that makes him withdraw and basically become Space Jesus Obama Superman.

Descent I was good until the cliffhanger. Lore was unnecessary. Descent II was balls in execution.

Audience surrogacy, ho ho ho?

Home Soil, Billy.

The whole point of TNG is judging things by human rules. But this is a good post and worth chewing on.

I, for one, welcome our new gimmick overlord.

I've never been a Crue fan but Mick Mars' guitar tone is always amazing.

Casting Tim Roth as a woman seems like an odd move, let's see if they can pull it off

Jadzia's Klingon stuff at least established her as a BAMF. Yar was just S1 Worf (growly, shouty, acts on every stupid combat impulse) + RAPE GANGS.

To be fair, SSFII is the greatest fighting game ever made.

Tell Me More, Bon Mot, Trenchant Insight.

I liked the dial-a-fatality system in Armageddon. Once you got the hang of it you could really have a sense of humor about your fatalities. If it would have had less vanilla options it would have been outstanding.

Master Chief looks like one of the cyber ninjas meets Stryker. He'd fit right in

Sektor can be the cheapest little bitch, so he's perfect for Mortal Kombat.

I'm with you. The way he said "her name was Joy" is the kind of thing the Doctor would say after doing something he wishes he didn't have to do.

I was suing when I wrote this, forgive me if I go astray
But when I woke up this morning could've sworn it was my courtroom date
Files were so purple, paralegals running everywhere
Trying to save all the covers, you know I don't even care

Dig if you will a picture of Prince and Limp Bizkit engaged in litigation.