I like to pretend Peak Performance is actually the S2 finale.

Ensign: From this point on, you have no name, you have no rank. You will be referred to only as Human. You have no other identity.

Memetic Frakes returns
"Yeah, Cost of Living. Wow. Even I had trouble getting an erection for a week after that mud bath scene."

I'm sure he can at least get Super Nintendo.

But Understudies Do Get Extra Time.

zilcho: I'm pretty sure that still could get the AV Club seized and all of us rounded up.

More Emmys than any other Star Trek episode. More than The Inner Light. More than Yesterday's Enterprise. More than The Visitor. More than All Good Things. More than In The Pale Moonlight. More than The City On The Edge of Forever.

I got the distinct impression that Locarno and the redheaded chick thought it was just bad luck, and Wesley and the Bajoran girl were actively regretful.

IIRC Picard gives her what-for to toughen her up for what is likely to be years of Cardassian torture.

The alt-text this week is so true.

The First Duty
is to the TRUTH!

Has any April 20 ever not sucked? Fuck this day. RIP

The Fergie Center for Kids
who can't sing good

Obviously these samurai can't have a preset kill limit.

We'll get there. This board is probably going to get to be a real downer come season 6-7 unless Zack does parallel DS9 reviews.

I could use the work.

Arresting him
won't bring back your GODDAMN HONEY!

All hands abandon board! Repeat, all hands abandon

That's Harry Kim's sole purpose. Janeway can explain This Week's Particle to him. Writers get to cheat, audiences get to feel cheated. Just another week on Voyager.

I don't think they ever develop a defense against their beams, considering how quickly they take out Starfleet capital ships in the big battles later.