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"He had been too arrogant to care about anyone else, but now he realizes that he is not so much better than everyone else. In the last two years, he has learned to care."
Put a wittle wuv in yer heart.
TWfSM was never such a pussy.

In sum:
I like paraphrasing, repeating myself, some things, and Senator Corleone.

I like posting the same ideas, several times if necessary.

I'm with you.
And, to paraphrase virtually every other comment:
I agree with some choices.
I disagree with other choices.
I believe some things were overlooked.

I'm with you.
And, to paraphrase virtually every other comment on this (and all the other 'best of th 00's' lists):
I agree with some choices;
I disagree with other choices;
I believe some things were overlooked.

This is actually a fairly accurate likeness. All it's missing is my signature Stetson.

Old Boy
Choi Min-Sik in Old Boy.
Nobody swings a hammer like Min-Sik.

Thank you, it is gracious of you to concede the point. It is fact.
Mr Thewlis is the Johnny Rotten of thespians; either you think he's a pretentious hack, or you're wrong.
I like lots of other things, though. I like small doughnuts and Senator Corleone.

No, seriously. DDL is capable of great performances; Paul Thomas Anderson is capable of great films - neither are happening here.
This reminds me of David Thewlis in Mike Leigh's Naked; I was the only one among my peers to say "actually, this is bullshit. But go ahead, enjoy."
I like everything else.

Still
I like Claire's boobs.
There, I said it. Think what you will.
I like what I like.

Daniel D-L?
For channeling Snidely Whiplash and Oil-Can Harry, DDL gets your top pick?
Sorry, I call bullshit on that. It was a gross parody of the act-or as ar-tiste in one of the most boring movies made in the last decade.
And that's coming from a man who likes everything.

About Will
I've heard that Will Smith is a Scientologist in the tradition of Tom Cruise and John Travolta - bent, is what I'm getting at. Anyone else, or am I alone here?