I see that in my rush to make a wisecrack about Mortal Kombat Gold I mistook your meaning. I agree that MK64's Rainbow Road is less than stellar.

It doesn't beg any questions, though it may raise a few.

I agree that Mortal Kombat for the N64 was excruciatingly boring—nothing at all like the endless fun that comes from Mario Kart 64!

Good thing Rob Lowe left the West Wing when he did. His career might have stagnated otherwise!

I question that his parents actually gave him that as his middle name.

The Z Files, as in, I'm gettin' some Z's this thing is so boring! Am I right?!

It's a thing the Sklar brothers do. They have a podcast, so probably that's where Rex got it. Or not.

I miss Patrick Swayze.

It was the baby.

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CHINA IS HERE, MR. BURTON!

This is the plot, according to the Wikipedia:

I'm not getting that sense from this film at all. It sounds more like the message is: being a sex *addict* is really shitty, especially in an era where the internet allows virtual access to sex literally anytime, anywhere. I don't see this as the poster film for monogamy or marriage any more than Requiem for a Dream…

I can accept a hero coming from an unlikely place. After all, Glenn was apparently a pizza delivery kid before all the shit hit the fan. But that faux gangbanger thing was just… too much. It was the heartwarming tale of the inner-city youths who pretended to be gangbangers to protect the elderly from a zombie…

Assuming that it's somehow possible that Otis got her into the barn before he shot Carl and never mentioned it to anyone—which I admit is extremely unlikely—then it's not beyond the realm of possibility that no one noticed her in there before Otis died. It's also possible that either Otis or someone else found her,…

I thought it was less an acknowledgement that Shane is right, and more a counter to Shane's earlier statement that Rick doesn't have what it takes to survive in the new world. For all Shane's grandstanding, he couldn't deliver the kill shot on a little girl that he knew, which is ironically exactly what Herschel had…

They weren't *actually* gangbangers. Or, rather, that leader guy wasn't. I think, if memory serves, he was the janitor at the nursing home and he TOTALLY STEPPED UP when society fell because WHO ELSE WOULD CARE FOR THE ELDERLY?! *shudder* I wish they'd do a one-off episode where they showed how after several weeks the…

I haven't tried your game yet, so I can't comment on the gameplay, but perhaps the reviewer believes that too many developers are trying to stand out these days by playing off the emotions these kinds of graphics can't help but evoke. It's not something that's restricted to iOS games at all—I could name games from the…

This is my favorite thing ever. Please comment everywhere and make me sick of you!

Well… to be fair to Nintendo, the word "tanuki" just means "raccoon." It's possible they figured we were all adults now who were capable of adjusting. I'll admit that was a fairly stupid assumption to make.