is that why she broke up with Ryan? I always figured he'd joined the choir invisible.

only if he did it as Wernzer Herzog. Or a different character every night.

John Teti is an American Treasure and he can write whatever he wants (but what he really wants is to write more Project Runway reviews, right John??)

I cried because I had no desk, until I met a man with no feet, and the no feet guy told me there was this thing called a budget, and WNYX was way over it.

Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no.

"Do you wanna fight Santa? Is that what I fuckin' heard over FaceTime?"

yeah, time to take that supervillain question behind the barn and put it out of its misery.

when he couldn't remember andy daly's character's name: "i would think a corporate litigator would be required to LISTEN and REMEMBER things"

Bad internet! Go to your room!

did someone say butt-stuff??

Ah, Henry. Truly the Chris Brody of his time.

our little miracle

perhaps the near-recipient of the irish person of the year award from the ancient order of the hibernians, patrick mcmahon?

this is literally the meanest thing i've ever read.

please, call him Marvin!

DATE ROBOTS!

who has two thumbs and not much else going on hand-wise?

how delightfully droll!

Mike Rupp calling Jody Shelly "irrelevant" on 24/7 when Shelly was trying to fight him was goddamn wonderful.

but will he get to say "we play with live ammo around here"? because i believe that is on bradley whitford's guest star rider.