another nitpick - no goddamn way christian patrick with all that upper body bulk can run a 4.4 40.

it's…interesting. it's kind of like exercising: you feel like shit while you're doing it but after you're finished you have a sense of accomplishment.

it's…interesting. it's kind of like exercising: you feel like shit while you're doing it but after you're finished you have a sense of accomplishment.

by the time amanda bynes gets naked it's going to be too late. remember around the time of mean girls when we all would have killed to see lohan naked? now her boobs are everywhere and it's just sad.

by the time amanda bynes gets naked it's going to be too late. remember around the time of mean girls when we all would have killed to see lohan naked? now her boobs are everywhere and it's just sad.

well it sure ain't gonna be no john zorn.

well it sure ain't gonna be no john zorn.

"no i don't wash the towel! the towel washes me!"

"no i don't wash the towel! the towel washes me!"

@avclub-e351d553ab36bba1e39fc72bf75d9fda:disqus yes. really. and the very end ("i have absolutely no conscience about these things") just seals it up. perfect.

@avclub-e351d553ab36bba1e39fc72bf75d9fda:disqus yes. really. and the very end ("i have absolutely no conscience about these things") just seals it up. perfect.

i'll throw one your way too, @The_Guilty_Party:disqus ! don't spend it all in one place!

i'll throw one your way too, @The_Guilty_Party:disqus ! don't spend it all in one place!

STOP WASTING MY NOTIFICATIONS AV CLUB

STOP WASTING MY NOTIFICATIONS AV CLUB

cannot wait for the william h macy episodes. the cliff gardner speech is maybe the greatest thing ever aired on american television.

cannot wait for the william h macy episodes. the cliff gardner speech is maybe the greatest thing ever aired on american television.

i stand by my 1998 self in stating that i would marry the shit out of natalie.

i stand by my 1998 self in stating that i would marry the shit out of natalie.

if you don't like it, the terrorists win.