2 things:

I really think they were purposely blanking not so bad words to make it seem worse/funnier. You could definitely see that a lot of the time the guys were saying "lick" and "butt" but they were bleeping it anyway. Yes, I do have a life.

YES
TURF N' TURF!!!!!!

I was just thinking the same thing. It kind of freaked me out when I was reading it. Maybe David Sims just went through a bad break-up with Jake Jarmell.