I'm so high

The hat's where its at.

Drop the bravado and just make dope product. i think i hate kanye

seriously

about the autotune, have you ever used one? it was the best 5 minutes ever.

Man….
I am profoundly hurt by the success of Transformers. Anyone else feel ashamed of humanity in general?

yeeee
I didn't read the article.

"ZMF already watched this movie, which had yet to be released at the time of his post. Solidify the claim that ZMF is an entity created and operated by AV Club staffers. You're all a bunch of stooges."

Major, you just made my day.

"I'm gonna shave, too"

:)
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!

Yeeeee
"Sometimes, I'd like to get my hands on God"
-The Punisher in the shitty new(est) punisher movie

These aren't relics but..
I dont think i can live my life without saying "so I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fucking Steven Glansberg?" and "just drilling holes, to weeks left of school, fuck it."