Eh, I'm hella liberal but I definitely see the appeal of small town country life and don't mind paeans to a quieter pace. I'm not crazy about the effectiveness with which the GOP has co-opted rural living

I just… goddamnit. Why does everything have to be reactionary?

I have a ticket for the "thoughtful people can disagree about reasonable differences in public policy train" but I think that left the station in like the 1960s

I just want to make a crack about her terrible plastic surgery

Uh I have been saying my safeword since November, what's the deal?

Burn!

Are you telling me the FBI Surveillance Van #32 wifi in my building is maybe actually the FBI?

David Lynch, but I think he's like already pretty liberal. Peter Hook maybe? I dunno

♫If you don't want to be a mother
Sell your fetii at Planned Parenthood ♫

Let's also take a minute to appreciate how dapper he looks in the above picture. Gray suit, white shirt and skinny black tie is such a classic, sexy outfit

lol this one took me a second as I tried to remember if he was in any scenes

Plus he can smell crime!

It still blows my mind that these guys are the poster children for "white supremacy". Like shit at least throw in a Dolph Lundgren or something if you're gonna make that case

I mean… dude, you're essentially stating that the greatest joy you get out of life is upsetting people who disagree with you politically. That doesn't speak too highly of whatever else you've got going on there.

Everytime, every SINGLE time I see his face on my screen I scratch at it convinced that there's a dead/dying pixel or some random film bulge that's making him look like that but nope, that's really just an unattended pustule on his face

Jeez, Cronenberg has like the sexiest yearbook picture of all time; I think he just got me pregnant:

I'm starting to wonder if the internet is a net negative

Montana is gorgeous and isn't some deep-red hellhole (it's a pink-tinged heckhole! I kid, I kid). Personally if I were living in a state with embarrassing politicians (which, let's be honest, is all of them to some degree) I'd at least want some scenery, and you could do way worse on that front than MT (at least until…

It's probably easier than you think to get an in with your party! Hell, I just showed up to a meeting and got an appointment to PCO, and I live in something like the bluest state legislative district in the country. I would suspect that the MT Democratic Party would be even more eager to engage newcomers.

You can change your vote, you just have to wait until 2018.