Ah, the episode that taught me to never ride a bicycle.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.

I don't want your

I've been dying to complete the Hajj with my pants off!

I can't wait for the scene where she tries to parallel park.

So sick of McBride by now.  Plays the same character in everything.  Say fuck a lot and be not funny.

I wish Fred Lynn had spent his entire career in Boston. 

Speaking In Tongues
Videodrome
 
That's all I got off the top of my head.

"It's just so…big."

I wanna creep on Laura Prepon.  Shall I keep on?

I'm gonna die harder like my kid Bruce Willis!

"So then what happened?"

Omg he's so good no one else could have played that part he's the best actor ever I love when he says YO and BITCH omg he's so cool for doing this AMA best show ever

Make it go away!

The Principal and the Pauper

Smells Like Nirvana

I'd like to rip off Katy Perry('s clothes).

You see, the problem this time was that mama cooked a breakfast WITH hog.  Messed up Ice Cube's whole day.

Finally, a Breaking Bad article!