That photo makes the line in that obnoxious Ke$ha song sound all the more idiotic.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

I'm curious to see his next collaboration with Tim Burton.

Thongs are revolting?  I disagree.  Unless they're on fat people.  But the girl in the picture above can wear anything she wants!

I want that shirt that David Spade wears in Joe Dirt: "I choked Linda Lovelace"

Was going to comment, "So this will get a B+ tomorrow."  Then I looked over and saw that it got an A-.  Where did my calculations go wrong?

Er, what was wrong with Justin Long's arc in New Girl?  I quite liked it, and I'm not usually a big Justin Long fan.  Especially after the Mac vs. PC commercials.  *Shudders*

I really want a series based around Toby Flenderson.

Glad this got a good review.  I thought it looked good from the previews, but thought it might end up being a let down.  Keith wouldn't lie to me, though.

"Yeah, he's a professor…OF BEING A DOG."

Know her from somewhere…..  Scanning article……

Don't Trust the Bread In Apartment 23.  Always stale.  Always, always stale.

"Can't we all just get along?" - Rodney King, 1992 (?)

This week I'm barely putting up with The Office sucking for most of this season.  Write a good episode, dammit!

All I know of Phil Hendrie is this bit he did that was on ebaumsworld my freshman year of college.  It was him arguing with a guy who called the station proclaiming that he beat speeding tickets in his "sweet" bright red IROC Camaro.  The guy made ridiculous statements, like claiming that he told a cop to let his gf…

Could not believe they got Kareem for this show.  Very good episode.

Damn you Natalie Portman!

Mediocre fucking sitcom sums up this show pretty well.

I love Jager bombs, just not mediocre movies rehashing the same tired jokes I've seen a million times before.  Like I said, it wasn't awful.  But it wasn't very funny either.

My reaction when walking out of the theatre last night after seeing this: "Well…that was a movie."