I wish this was on HBO or something so Rick could've dropped like 20 F-bombs during that speech.

Don't you dare speak ill of Cathy.  That woman is a saint.

I would be down for renaming the site AV Clit.

I love The Office.  Always have.  But Jeez, I don't know if I can stomach a ninth season at this point.  They should just show re-reruns of seasons 2-5 and try to pass them off as new episodes.

Steven just became my new favorite staff writer.

Gahhh, I was waiting all episode for someone to find out about Emmett & Simone and when Wilke finally did he didn't tell anyone.  The finale looks like it will be ace though.

They're all a bunch of nappy-headed hos if you ask me!

Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with the WBC on this one.  Only on the mediocre tunes part, not the jibberish about lightness.

A+ Episode.  HOOOOOLLLLYYY SHIIIIIITTTT.

I wonder if the next episode will even get 30,000 viewers.

THE OFFICE GOT A HIGHER GRADE THAN PARKS & REC THIS WEEK.  SOUND THE ALARAM.  SOUND THE ALARM.  5 MINUTES TO SELF-DESTRUCT.

I don't hate Depp or anything, but please just stop for a minute.  Or play a character who looks normal…in a movie that doesn't suck.

I suppose.  I just found it hard to believe that a player of Simone's caliber would made two crucial mistakes at the end of the game like that.  But the important thing is that they made Daphne's free throw shots special, as you mentioned above in the article.

As if Bay didn't already have enough reason to break up with Emmett's whiny ass, now that he boned Simone, there's no way she doesn't do it.

Dude is over 60 and still fucking rocks harder than guys that are 20.  Can't wait to see you at the end of the month, Bruuuuuuuce!

I had sex with Iago!

I really like this Tallahassee story arc.  Definitely the best thing the show has done all season, by far.

Spike, stick to Knicks games please.

WOOOOOOOOO

If they have cried tears of laughter at the genocide in Darfur, I suggest that they are in need of mental help.