Marky Mark and Hitler put together?  I think you just wrote an episode of The 4th Reich!

I would've gone with Good Will Heiling

I would've gone with Good Will Heiling

by great Odin's beard, how the hell did you figure that out?

say it, Frenchie!

alas, for you got greedy, and by going for both of them in the same post, they fail together.

Two words: Sam Elliott

You keep eatin' those hot links, you're not gonna make it to retirement.

If it's any consolation, I don't think it'll lose much in the translation to the small screen.  Except maybe the sound…it really played an important role in my enjoyment.  No lie, not being ironic or anything, there were several instances that the quality of the sound in a big space affected me.  But otherwise, I…

Saw Zero Dark Thirty (very good), and Django (…ehhh, still not sure how I feel about this.  Loved Kurt, didn't really love much else…I thought 'Basterds' was better, by quite a bit).  I also ate and drank at a Heartland Brewery.  Which, ok.  They definitely had beer.  And I played Far Cry 3.

Cookie, having watched Sesame Street every day for the last 6 months has cemeted your voice in my head (I particularly love your bit with David Hyde Pierce).  Happy Holidays, Cookie…you make this place more fun.

Cookie, having watched Sesame Street every day for the last 6 months has cemeted your voice in my head (I particularly love your bit with David Hyde Pierce).  Happy Holidays, Cookie…you make this place more fun.

or your mom won't shoot?

or your mom won't shoot?

Butterfield 8 used to have tater tots fried in truffle oil, and they were the goddamn best tater tots on earth.  But they stopped serving it, because truffle oil is expensive.  So we stopped going to Butterfield 8.

Butterfield 8 used to have tater tots fried in truffle oil, and they were the goddamn best tater tots on earth.  But they stopped serving it, because truffle oil is expensive.  So we stopped going to Butterfield 8.

I read Charlie Sheen asserted that Chuck Lorre is "shrewish", or a "shrew". 

I read Charlie Sheen asserted that Chuck Lorre is "shrewish", or a "shrew". 

speaking of pulling things out of its ass, I first read beema's comment as "yelling so loudly during her anal sex", and was like did I miss that little revelation somewhere?