speaking of pulling things out of its ass, I first read beema's comment as "yelling so loudly during her anal sex", and was like did I miss that little revelation somewhere?

plausible.  I'd give this even odds. 2-1 at worst.

plausible.  I'd give this even odds. 2-1 at worst.

Dogs, for real.  1st (and best, and most readily available) technology they would've employed.  Super dumb.

Dogs, for real.  1st (and best, and most readily available) technology they would've employed.  Super dumb.

I have to say that "rape rape" sounds a lot cuter than just plain "rape"

I have to say that "rape rape" sounds a lot cuter than just plain "rape"

hell, LeggoMyLegos, I'd've made that in the first year of puberty alone

hell, LeggoMyLegos, I'd've made that in the first year of puberty alone

Terrible covers?  The first book of The Black Company, which gives no clue whatsoever to the awesomeness within.

Terrible covers?  The first book of The Black Company, which gives no clue whatsoever to the awesomeness within.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus Absolutely agree, I remember closing the book and grinning stupidly as I chewed it over, then re-reading that first "incident".  I was so goddamn hoping he lived after the trilogy.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus Absolutely agree, I remember closing the book and grinning stupidly as I chewed it over, then re-reading that first "incident".  I was so goddamn hoping he lived after the trilogy.

while desperately wishing I hadn't read this review til I'd at least started the book…I agree that starting from the beginning is the way to do it.  Then when people pop up later (as they do), you get a much more satisfying sense of "ohhhh".  If that makes sense.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus oh no, it happens quite frequently in expat communities.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus oh no, it happens quite frequently in expat communities.

Hey LOAD?  Fuck you for calling me sheeple, and fuck your Canadian self-righteous ass.  I agree with your idea that Spider Man could and should follow the Bond example of being different each time - like the iterations of the book, depending on the writers and artists - but you really don't have to be such a dick…

Hey LOAD?  Fuck you for calling me sheeple, and fuck your Canadian self-righteous ass.  I agree with your idea that Spider Man could and should follow the Bond example of being different each time - like the iterations of the book, depending on the writers and artists - but you really don't have to be such a dick…

too angry

too angry