I enjoyed TASM much more than I thought I would.  I think the first SM was also pretty great, minus the natural web-shooting.

I enjoyed TASM much more than I thought I would.  I think the first SM was also pretty great, minus the natural web-shooting.

awkward and unfamiliar, and you always leave for Old Reliable

awkward and unfamiliar, and you always leave for Old Reliable

wait a minute, if he's sucking his own dick, then who the hell's dick am *I* sucking?!

wait a minute, if he's sucking his own dick, then who the hell's dick am *I* sucking?!

the way Lewis was looking at Walden, like a science experiment or something.  outstanding.  I didn't think Lewis could do all the things he's doing.

the way Lewis was looking at Walden, like a science experiment or something.  outstanding.  I didn't think Lewis could do all the things he's doing.

a defense, of sorts…
1) Totally plausible.  It's not a Kwik E mart, it's the VPs office where one supposes all sorts of top secret and/or shady stuff is bandied about, that NO ONE would want to be on record.

a defense, of sorts…
1) Totally plausible.  It's not a Kwik E mart, it's the VPs office where one supposes all sorts of top secret and/or shady stuff is bandied about, that NO ONE would want to be on record.

Not too long, I'd bet.  Because when the pussy chases you?  No man can run that fast.

Not too long, I'd bet.  Because when the pussy chases you?  No man can run that fast.

what's a pussy fuck?

what's a pussy fuck?

*spit take*

*spit take*

"chocolate flavor" that isn't chocolate.  straight out of Satan's anus.

"chocolate flavor" that isn't chocolate.  straight out of Satan's anus.

wrong, wrong, right, wrong

wrong, wrong, right, wrong