no, no, if I was a hippy I would've gotten laid that night.

…so your coworker was John Kerry in disguise?

…so your coworker was John Kerry in disguise?

The first time *I* saw Jacob's Ladder, I was a junior in college, we rented it, and I ate mushrooms for the first time, right at the beginning of the movie.  I have never seen it since, and will never, because it was one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen.  We then went out and danced around a bonfire all…

I loved Ladyhawke as a kid, and only saw it again recently.  "does not hold up as well" is a generous description.  I'd also love to see a remake.

I loved Ladyhawke as a kid, and only saw it again recently.  "does not hold up as well" is a generous description.  I'd also love to see a remake.

Wow!  That's definitely not subtle, is it.  Thanks, adept.

Wow!  That's definitely not subtle, is it.  Thanks, adept.

I clicked this link and read the article to find out what the dirtiest joke was.  Now I have to click *another* link and read *another* article to find out?!  I'm not made of link-clickings!  They don't grow on trees!  And as for reading two articles…well the absurdity of such a notion speaks for itself.  Good day to…

I clicked this link and read the article to find out what the dirtiest joke was.  Now I have to click *another* link and read *another* article to find out?!  I'm not made of link-clickings!  They don't grow on trees!  And as for reading two articles…well the absurdity of such a notion speaks for itself.  Good day to…

Yes, I'm saying that specific commenter was exactly 12.

" Those are people with problems, and they don't seem to be targeting the critics who didn't like Moonrise Kingdom or Brave."

I think that's total bullshit.  And something that gets tossed around every time some psychopath(s) snap.  The problem is the psychopath.  Not the movies, not the games, not the fans of the movies or the games.  A crazy person being crazy doesn't say anything at all about any of that.

I think that's total bullshit.  And something that gets tossed around every time some psychopath(s) snap.  The problem is the psychopath.  Not the movies, not the games, not the fans of the movies or the games.  A crazy person being crazy doesn't say anything at all about any of that.

the 3 month old in the theater's parents were on the news all night, and NO ONE said "so, by the way, what the fuck were you doing bringing a 3 month old to this insanely loud and violent film?  Even if you don't care about the baby's health, how about everyone else in the theater when he starts crying?  You know,…

well the problem with relying on the government in Texas for help is that you're in Texas.

Ooooo, I feel so dirty liking this…

Ooooo, I feel so dirty liking this…

this is some great snark,Erik.  Worthy of Newswire.  Kudos.

this is some great snark,Erik.  Worthy of Newswire.  Kudos.