and they both go with him when he dies!

and they both go with him when he dies!

Hey everyone, Jordo is in a band!

Hey everyone, Jordo is in a band!

guys, guys…Travis Gilmore is us.  We are Travis Gilmore.

guys, guys…Travis Gilmore is us.  We are Travis Gilmore.

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

line them both up and hope it's a high powered round.

line them both up and hope it's a high powered round.

and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how Republicans win elections!

and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how Republicans win elections!

…touche.

…touche.

(why can't we beat 'em!)

(why can't we beat 'em!)

hell, even in a dark timeline, you'd think enough people would know he's batshit crazy to make that pursuit fruitless.

hell, even in a dark timeline, you'd think enough people would know he's batshit crazy to make that pursuit fruitless.

well, claiming it and making it are different things.  Because c'mon, if you can't find excellent BBq in the south, you're not really trying.

well, claiming it and making it are different things.  Because c'mon, if you can't find excellent BBq in the south, you're not really trying.