I'll do it for him: fuck your "nicer area".

you know, I've been reading your tag wrong for years.  I thought it was fatandsloppy.  boy, is this awkward…

urgh and Hapless Flunky just outed themselves

well I don't consider getting raped "work" anyway, so we agree on that

godDAMN where was this shit when I was willing to work for free!?!

pure hilarity!

WHERE WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST?!?!

er, yeah, "have to…", heh…

protecting their identites is not so much that they can operate "undercover," per se, but to protect them and their families from retribution by agencies whose ideologies propone attacking civilians

All I know about the COD games is that they ain't Battlefield.

I don't want to "like" this comment, but it surely is interesting.

Big, big fan of the Hyperion/Endymion books.  The Terror, I've been 1/2 through for a long time.  But now that I know it was bears, I guess I'll give up the charade that I'm ever going to finish.

…NOT!

hey now, just because they're in the same photo, let's not conflate some of nature's meanest, vilest animals with pit bulls.

It's comments like this that will always make me think of you as a pretty, pretty princess.

I did not say it "subverts democracy".

Their ignorance is precisely what he's satirizing, by showing so very clearly (and funnily) how it works, its absurdity, and how it completely subverts our idea of democracy.

if we have to explain it to you, I don't think you'll think it's funny.

I can personally guarantee he won't say anything about it on tonight's Daily Show.

uh, SPOILER!!!