HUH!?  HUH?!

molly man, you're using the wrong opening

[slow clap]

and the T&A is half the reason to watch the show at all, these days.

As are the Japanese.

It won't have the correct punch unless you're Cantonese, though.  I suggest using your index fingers to stretch your eyes into slanty-shapes, making a cola/urine reference, and then eating a table.

Are they allowed to win this time?

way to suck the fun out of Saturday night, commies…

CALM DOWN!!!!!!

no, no…

there are waaaaaay more functional users than there are ODers

@avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus Hm.  This made me stop and think…does the song really suck?  Even in the context of the 80s?  Sure, the content may be low hanging fruit…"love the children, love yourself"…but her vocal talent was fucking stratospheric…
I think no, the song doesn't suck.  Easy to make fun…

hey…fuck you.  You calm down.

HOLY SHIT

…but instead sharted

He's horny with patriotism, so it's ok.

@avclub-141f784f9d5f94e4b73e355ee69343ee:disqus  right…what's gay today was just a Wednesday night for them.

no, public notice that they're all fucking people they're not married to.

And they were all best friends, hating slavery and communism together, writing iron-clad constitutions so we, their descendants, would know EXACTLY how to live like they did in the old days…

No, no, Christians most certainly don't want THAT back