good god, it's like I'm looking in a mirror!

Hey, if you're doing it, you want to make sure it gets done.  Nothing is so terribly, terribly, secretly funny as the guy who fails at suicide.

I'll do it, you pansies…

right on.

Saturday afternoons: Soul Train, Solid Gold, then Kung Fu movies til 7.  RIP, Cornelius/my youth.

True enough.  I had to be talked into it myself, but man it really surpassed my expectations.  Sure lots of violence/porn, but the story really develops so well, and runs so deep.

Really gives a whole new meaning to Donkey Punch.

I hope you mean the seeing, and not the doing.

I'm pregnant!

It's pretty funny, but I'm torn between it and something like "NBC jerks donkey semen off air".  More obvious, sure.  But I guess that's why Sean's the master.

I am almost shocked, given the average AVClubber's level of nerdiness, fantasy lust, and general prurience, that this article only has 90 comments.  I mean, sure, there are already quite a few regarding LL's hotness and fapability, but I expected a fucking flood of them. 

I'd be glad to take advantage of her input…

In David's defense, he was probably drunk when he said that.

NOTHING is that cool, Warren.

exactly what I mean.  thus exploding the viewniverse.

don't worry, they'll send you a new disc like every other day.

I thought Goebbels only had one ball…

That happened to a friend of mine  ("You're too good…").  Long story short, turns out she wasn't. 

I thought so too, but I'm also too lazy to look.

I was going to say that's the best we can hope for, but then it occurred that the best we can hope for is for him to radically subvert the genre, and create a whole new mainstream style of show.  You know, like Louis, but on primetime CBS.