Marky Polo!

I bet it's uncannily similar to Charlie Day's in It's Always Sunny…

Lux Lisbon LOLd me

speaking of roofied, tied up, and brainwashed, how's your mother?

he can't.  it's in the bible.

how many moose have you tasted?

excellent point.

And didn't even tell him it was a WATER balloon!

'Even Steven'…haven't heard that in a long time.  And now I just want to know who the fuck this Steven guy was, that he got immortalized in phraseology.  Like, why was he soooo even?  Or is it ironic, and he was actually very polarized in his behavior and worldview?

Wife and I have watched, I think, four eps of Grimm, and still aren't entirely sure what it's about.

I read that as 'snacking on Cock'.  I mean, there was no judgement, because really we've ALL done our fair share of that.

you guys are sooooo cool.

except perhaps another Santorum.

{spills own seed on ground}

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Juan_Carlo, that's simply fantastic.  My only criticism is in your Ani paragraph, you misspelled "womyn's issues".

They were indeed traveling in 1st class.

[a beat late]…my heat

Terry1, I profoundly disagree with you about Olyphant's performance.

he goes to church every day?  Not just sundays, but every day?  Wiki's down, so I can't look that up, so I'll just believe you.