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I tried to clarify my Anne Hathaway comment that got deleted, but it's buried somewhere, so I'll try it this way.

Jeez guys, I can't believe my comment got deleted.  It was metaphorical.

Dammit, man, spoiler alert!

Drive Angry.

Funny little fat man…national joke

Dave's filmed bits were great.  (yes, I know I just said "filmed bits." It wasn't intentional.)

I am naive enough to think that Max was really good, Agent Slater (I'm with ya, NimbleWalrus) has no clue, and Michael will somehow get her to help him when she does figure it out in the last half-hour of the finale.

When feeling the effects of Burn Notice fatigue, it's usually a good idea to find a partner and take shifts.  Have your wife or girlfriend watch the parts where Fi and/or Maddy are talking about their feelings, and make sure you watch any scene with Sam and/or Michael-with-an-accent.  A good spy will also keep plenty

I rented a Hyundai recently on a trip out west, and its acceleration was actually pretty good.  It was not the piece of shit I was expecting.

There are two kinds of people in this world—-people who are willing to suspend all disbelief while watching Burn Notice, and people who are not so willing.  For my part, it's still fun enough to watch despite the handful of wince-inducing moments.

Beaker owned the role.

Hoopla, you have just described how I felt on the last day of my honeymoon.

He's actually lanky and schlubby at the same time. Neat trick.

True, but the plot twist was awesome…

I'll see your mom's placenta but raise you a TuxedoMonkey.

All I could think about during the EMP surprise was Don Cheadle covering his balls.

I don't think Sean Penn. I have not yet forgiven his compromised sense of humor.

What smells like green pork?