So excited!

M.I.A. is 36? I'm not sure if I feel old, young, or terrible that I apparently care so much.

The gift that keeps on giving!

I'm absolutely delighted that this post reminded me of "Red Solo Cup." Man, I love that song.

I know you're a troll, but please at least be familiar with the shows we hate here.

Yeah, are you guys not reviewing it anymore?

Yeah, I don't know what it is about Josh Schwartz. GG and OC were never going to be great television, but they had fun settings and surprisingly deep characters that were blown to shit by the middle of season 2. I've only season a few episodes of the last season of Chuck and it is ba-ad.

The Dawes meme has become self-aware? Not sure how I feel about that.

I agree. I'm hardly in love with this show and some of the blame for the trainwreckiness of The Real Housewives franchise has to fall at Andy Cohen's feet, but this show is, at its best, a campy little half hour of television.

I really liked the Slate piece on it: http://www.slate.com/blogs/…

Okay, that last point is definitely true. If I had a dollar for every snide remark I've gotten from a lesbian, well, I'd be student loan-free.

-I wish Americans would get over their pop culture xenophobia. With the exception of some Canadian music and a few British TV shows, everything Americans watch is American-made. I wish there were more foreign movies and they didn't play just at arthouses, more non-Anglophone popular artists, and even more foreign TV.

Is it really all that bad, though, with the comic book movies? The movies take some of the same mythology, but seem to shake it up from the comic book. Even a director can take the franchise and reboot it. Those feel a lot more creative than book adaptations (though I am extremely excited to see The Hunger Games this…

R- when a woman has sex she doesn't want and doesn't enjoy it
NC-17- when a woman wants sex and enjoys it

Since I was born in the late 80s, I have fond middle school memories of both "Who Let the Dogs Out?" and "Mambo Number 5." Sigh.

Oh, shut up.

You're asking Bill Simmons to do work instead of just giving his opinions?

One time when I was in high school, they shut down a whole wing of the school when a mercury thermometer broke in one of the science labs. It was ridiculous, but at least I didn't have to go to physics that day.

Taylor Swift, are you trying to audition for the role of Wednesday in an Adam's Family reboot in those shoes?

Coming soon to your local multiplex…Dane Cook and Sean O'Neal in the buddy comedy of a lifetime…Facials for Two!