I want both the Law & Order boxset and The Smiths one. I vacillate between lame and cool, lo, shall it ever be.

I love your username. That is all.

No shit. That is a fine lady.

My parents will watch the same episode of American Pickers 5 times.

Dr. Zhivago = waste of Pasternak's talents.

Can I be your husband? That gift is great.

Hell, I'm 23 and I prefer paper. Seriously, I barely remember anything I read on a screen.

No shit. I hate the "budget" home shows that act like you have $500 to throw away on one room.

If that's what you are into.

Don't you dare joke about that.

I slog through Heidegger for that reason; the man's brilliant. He can't write very well, though.

Tag questions, bitch. As an ESL teacher, I spend weeks on them.

You read Heidegger? That shit's unreadable.

From the time I clicked on the link, I kept thinking, "WHERE IS CALVINBALL?!"

I believe it was called questions tennis, no?

No Belgian beer references? Well then. If I were Amazing Racing through Belgium, you'd have to pry my passed-out body from the stone floor of a monastery.

"…stories that are not cynical to the black experience."

Sheesh, most game show winnings are taxable in both the state of taping and the state of residence. In CA, where most of these shows are taped, appearance fees and winnings are taxed at a different rate that's substantially higher than normal income.

Actually, a Bob Costas H8R might be hilarious.

The Chicago Diner (guess where it is!) is awesome. Even my meat-and-potatoes parents love it. I generally agree most non-ethnic veggie food isn't too great, though.