Levin always bored me. You're the only one who cares about the fucking zemstvo, dude.

Hey, we all like realistic verisimilitude here at the AV Club. That's why we love Dr. Who and Firefly, right? Get some sleep, man. Also, drinking water beforehand (while not curing homophobia and gay-baiting) will help with tomorrow's hangover. Cheers!

I really liked Ghost World, both the graphic novel and the movie. Whether you choose to read romantic subtext into it or not, it's still a story about two people who can't be together.

I was always sold on the love story in Anna Karenina!

That album (okay, maybe it was the time in my life when it came out, too) seemed to be about falling in love and then getting your heart smashed. But the hopeful ethereal buzzing in between "She's a Rejector" and "We Were Born the Mutants"? Awesome.

You really think Steve and Miranda are more punchable than Carrie? Really?

OH! IF YOU WANT A POSSESSIVE, IT'S JUST I-T-S, BUT IF YOU WANT A CONTRACTION THAN IT'S I-T-APOSTROPHE-S. SCALLIWAG.

You know, Polanski, the world doesn't need another reason to shit on us pollacks. Cool it.

Fucking Americans and their anti-child rape bias.

Intimacy wasn't THAT bad. It just made me kind of embarrassed to tell people I liked Bloc Party.

I like these ratings posts. Maybe once a week, at least to keep my "first to be cancelled" list alive?

Yeah, but if they're on a new media channel that has tried to rejigger the means of political discourse in this country and they haven't even tried…

That's sort of..? what I figured. I just don't know. We Americans are hopeless when it comes the history of our own colonies.

Wow, that's shit. I wouldn't mind the taboo on female toplessness so much if it wasn't reinforced by things like that. I mean, how dare a woman show her midriff! It might cause a riot!

Yes, because I have such a fucking victim complex. *rolls eyes*

Olbermann IS the media and if he thinks discourse needs to be elevated above that, well, he has the platform and support to do so. I still haven't seen it happen.

THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY!

The idea of Protestants being tolerant is kind of hilarious.

Does that necessarily mean Spanish blood? This is anecdotal for sure, but the Filipinos I've known have all been pretty negative on Spanish culture and language and have said that they don't have any Spanish ancestors.

Really? How dare you remind me of that abortion just when i was starting to forget it. J Lo is starting to rival Katy Perry as "pop music set of breasts I hate the most."