New Hampshire used to have very cheap prices at the State Stores.

Did you ask about the blessing of the throats?

IT'S A NEWFIE!
GET 'EM!

Let me guess…they come out of hyperspace into a…..GIFT SHOP

My fave is the chevy truck commercial, when Mr. Touch Guy, with the "prison pussy" mustache and beard, gets down on his knees and kisses the giant white pick-up (and ignores the big black truck) right one the front grill.

Corned Beef? I'm not vegan!

"that's the guy on the $15 bill…"

Peanut Twix? Yummy!

(someone has never been "webbed")

The Zapruder Film cost taxpayers $70 million (1963 dollars) and only grossed me out.

The Flagpole?

"micro-surgical idea transplantation"

He Died doing what he loved, adding 25 carriage returns and then "of cock"

"Pittsburgh on one end, Philadelphia on the other, and Mississippi in the middle"

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

David Duke STILL looks like the world's oldest Management Trainee.

Hang on a sec…Jacob, biblical wrestler…White people, love wrestling………..
OK. IT CHECKS OUT.

Marco needs polio

CSI: Ya Matha

James T. Kirk double-punches or Frat-Party Everclear double punches?