No snout about it

Does this mean that Arby's will no longer be able to buy commercial time on this network?
Because dog anus, by holy tradition, is a meat, and Arby's, well, they have the meats.
(all of them)

SAD!

Had Vinyl not been cancelled (or sucked), that would have been a fun episode.

Did Forrest Tucker and DeForest Kelly ever go camping?

Really? Wow. Coleman had serious chops.

"SEE YOU IN COURT"

for ya…Trotsky!

Those Macadamia nuts from the mini-bar are killing the taxpayers!

Lazy Bastard.

I could say the same thing about the Dissolve….

I would TOTALLY not watch that shit. Is it going to be on the CBS Steaming Service?

So, this was 1986 technology, and an otherwise good friend left 99 messages with that audio tidbit on my work voicemail. And of course, it being 1986, I had to listen to each of the 99 messages in its' entirety before it could be deleted. It was a bad Monday, I'm pretty sure I drank at lunch.

Emma Stone was cast as Ernie Banks

Really?
I make that noise all the way home?

The uneaten pizza is a metaphor.

True. That's why she paid a golf professional to improve her stance and consistently perform that all important wrist-roll.

Dan Marino is Ernie Banks

…little roller behind the bag, IT GETS THROUGH BUCKNER. HERE COMES KNIGHT AND THE METS WIN IT!

Let's hope Sean Spicer morphs into this generations' John Dean