More parts for Emma Stone, I guess.

Why would a dog need a porpoise?

Are we casting for the Clint Howard movie?

a.k.a. "Tuesday"

Me sees fecces

Chuck Todd is not fit to iron my tea cozy

Mommy likey drinky-drinky

Every Patriots victory over the Raiders is a gift.
Never forget #84…Darryl Stingley

That was a shame…He really tied that whole room together.

Pinch Hitting for Pedro Borbone…Manny Mota.

Uncle Frank, Mom says stop drinking and take a shower.

"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

How about 5 easy meals that pair well with your favorite show?
* Game of Thrones - Swanson's Pigeon Pot Pie
* Duck Dynasty - Squirrell Finger Po' Boys
* Kevin Can Wait - Bucket of KFC, 12 pack of Natty LIght, Gun for mouth
* The Voice - Oysters Rockefeller (tiny forks to puncture your ear drums)
* The Trump…

"Head Cuck" Ronald Reagan, if you believe the Sinatra/Nancy in the oval office stories.

"Bomb, bomb, Bomb…Bomb, Bomb Iran"

"The Chop-O-Matic will go through meat and bone like butter. Never trust a man who keeps Chop-O-Matics."

Just like Disney!

If you prick me, do I not bleed port?

prestidigitator?

you killed!