Pretty cool that the co-pay to see a Therapist was only 5 cents.

"Gina Marie, please read this!"

Dunkin Donuts

I can see her lasso

I could forgive the first two.

W was an alcoholic, coke-head who traded Sammy Sosa.

Dick Cheney had "other priorities"

Funny thing is that the Confederacy won, too.

I like your story and your avatar. Please send wire transfer info ASAP

NOT MY DAD!

"B-roll from the toilet"…next on Bravo!

"the blessing of the throats"
Oh, indeeedy you Catholic.

"I threw the small council at him!"

Bang On!

Elmo is a red state I can believe in

I was hoping for six pages describing the food served at the campaign press tents

You laugh, but to change the transmission on a stagecoach handler, you had to drop the whole brainpan and undo the serpentine belt.
What a fucking job that was!

poisoned RAT MILK.
Get it right, Jeff Davis!

We like you for who you are!
Stay strong

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