There was an UPSTAIRS?

We had a cone around Alicia so she wouldn't scratch her sores, but she melted it with her wood burning kit.
*sigh*

If he could do this on the front of a penny, could he make the reverse a drive thru Arbys? Or would that be a job for a sculptor?

Michael Pitt and Paz de la Huerta don't approve of his professionalism

I got mold on a Staind shirt once

The Motels said it best:
"Take the L out of Kilmer, and it's kil me"

I like the way he said "staah mahket" in "The Town".
so he has that going for him.

fucking white people and their piddly-shit problems, right bras?

The fern…is coming from inside Zaks boxers!

At least the election cycle has "suspense".

Let's take the T to Singing Beach!

Dude…He did say Sri Lanka.

Wow.
Was a lovely lady. Invented sweaters, I'm told.

Turd Solo

something, something attention span,
something, something, piles of cocaine

I soiled myself watching "Garden Club"

"It's….It's Greene"

"you have selected SLOW and PAINFUL"

You fucking bread stick in a bow-tie…

move it, football head!