What are you talking about? Only a good Chalupa with a gun can stop a bad Chalupa.

The Hormel Red Label, in the tradition of Johnny Walker and Watneys Barrell, is a vomitous waste of thyme.

"This is all a LIBTARD conspiracy, perpetrated by the Wife of a KENYAN MUSLIM. Wake up SHEEPLE"

ARBY'S!

I want to bite the hand that feeds me.

Did she keep the lube in the fridge?
In the crisper I'm guessing?

fuckers always trying to get me to eat fruit…I SEE THROUGH YOUR PLOY!

Give me 100 balloons filled with N 20. I will take my time, but the video will be fun.

He was that kid on M*A*S*H

Mermen are Corporations too, my friend.

No fun, lousy pay.
Decent dental plan.

The Cream Cheese Rub Down is only available in the "Everything Bagel" package.

Dear Miss Hoover,

WRONG!

Johhny Walker was his co-pilot

The Pilots name: Edmund Fitzgerald.
And now you know…..the rest of the story

I choose violins.

Lady Stoneheart, you have a lovely daughter….

Cut to: George RR Martin, naked (except a necktie) at a hammond B3 organ

Turd Stark