"He almost got hit by a line drive that took all of his clothes off." Was what his little league manager said.

and we had to deal with all of this crap because Charles M. Schultz was molested by a trumpet player.

A baseball manager can wear anything he wishes. However, only uniformed individuals can venture out to the field.

General Manager reports to Major General Manager

Everything ends….

Chase rarely chose a bad song ever. But this one kills.

Damn it

….and Second Prize is FOUR tickets

21 = IQ too

HARRISON FORD IN ROUGH

Hotboxit

This is a guy who can smoke a jay the size of his wife's thigh and only catch a teeny buzz.

Who ever put the rubber snake in the cockpit is going to get such a punch.

Heckava Brownie, Jobs!

I'm playing the long game here, and hoping we start to see Carol ending sentences with a preposition once they reach the part of the relationship where sex starts getting good.

I like you. You should come over my house on sunday and teach my sister cribbage

Sometimes, that boss is the biggest son of a bitch

HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID!

Hare lip with a hair clip

She loves storytellers but hates Merica