Go Seahawks!*

Shine On.

When Mrs. Toast (Indo-Canadian usurper) travels to Boston for work, all she can talk about is how amazing Market Basket is.

a.k.a. "pre-emptive bailing" which is genius.
Knifey James: hats off to you.

Not fair. Rupert Everett can act.

The kind only an excellent host would ask.

Are you ready for some meth?

Nice smooth road there, Palpatine

Obummer traded our jobs for sharia law

Smile or Smite.
No fucking grey area with that guy

One Man, One Jetski, One Vote.

I have Chimpantitus-C

Please use the Atlantics' Song as the theme!

better than another Estoner comedy.

So, group sex at the Romney's is what you are saying?

Not the Fox watchers

Nice HAT Mrs. Kennedy.

One must be careful what one wishes for.

I smell a kickstarter!

Duh. That was Will Farrell