Bea Arthur's Revenge was fucking hilarious.

Soulja Boy? I sure hope you're joking.

Ahhh Smack… I just started seeing someone, and I'd forgotten what it was like to have hold in farts… It sucks!

Lobsters1, I love ya man, but I'm pretty sure that most of the AV Club (as well as a majority of the commenters) are totally over the whole Judd Apatow phase.

I have a friend who got married relatively young. All he fucking does is complain that he can't "hit that" every time an attractive woman walks by. All fucking day. Meanwhile, his wife is a nearly a perfect 10 in looks and personality, would probably be a great mother, and has a good job. The guy is a total fucking…

I never thought it would flop, but I definitely didn't see it doing as well as its done. Its kind of amazing. Then again, I'm not a hater. I actually liked Avatar a lot.

She was definitely better looking with the 40 lbs still on her bod. How often can you say that about someone?

There's a chinese place near my university called "Wok 'n' Roll."

You call it AIDS. I call it weaponized semen.

Please oh god please, Darlton, let Kate die…

Ricky, I'm 6'4" tall and I can actually understand what you're saying. There have been many times where I'd gladly trade my height for the perks of short people. I'd love to be able to drive a "regular" sized car, for example. As it stands, I'd look like the tall guy driving a VW in the Simpsons.

If anyone actually bothered to read into the article and find out the facts, you'd realize that Smith was never even given a chance to pass the airline's "test." He was thrown off the plane by an overzealous employee of SWA.

A "long" flight?
Are you fucking stupid, Amelie? Did you even read anything about it at all? It was an hour long flight. Your articles get more and more stupid every fucking week.

Phantom editing?

I like "Steal my Sunshine," in spite of that little interlude. It's a pretty good being that it came in a time when pop music was absolute dreck.

I remember being grounded by my fundamentalist mother for claiming that Marilyn Manson's music did not inspire kids to shoot up their schools.

I don't hate it after the Futurama montage of giant robot Bender and Fry playing around in NYC was set to it.

The first time I heard Hanson was also in 8th grade. I was at a sleep-over birthday party or some such nonsense, when the video for Mmmbop came on after Sublime's "Santeria." What an odd transition of music.

Madonna's music in the 90s, particularly songs like "Take a Bow" and "Ray of Light," are actually quite tolerable and, dare I say it, good pieces of pop music. She's steadily declined into madness since. I think the public finally became aware of this when she covered "American Pie."

Frosties are fucking awesome.