Because women are inherently catty and don't wish to see other women succeed???

What's funny about Heigl is that her well-received turn in Knocked Up was also something she fucking regretting doing. What a dumb bitch! Say what you will about Knocked Up (I for one think its hilarious) but it is *easily* Heigl's best and most known film, and she trashes it.

Hipster Recycling -

Rick Rolling ceased to be funny (if it ever was in the first place is up for debate) back in 2007.

Don't Stop Believin' had a renaissance based on the ending of Sopranos? Well this was obviously one I missed. The song has actually never really escaped from pop culture. It was in Family Guy and then The Wedding Singer before it. It's also been a staple at weddings I've been to my entire life. But the one thing I…

I hope I get to…
…piss on the floor with Freddy Rumsen!

You'd get fired after Peggy's change purse went missing.

Every time I hear my mom say "I can't wait to see *Insert generic rom-com title here*" I always respond with "Spoiler: they get together in the end." Has only failed me once… thanks "The Break-Up!"

Gabbo Fabbo!
Krusty Rusty!

I don't do drugs anymore, so meh. I don't care if others do them, but it's just not for me.

My bad!

I want to see…
…a buddy comedy where the buddies don't get into some lame, parting-ways argument 1/2 to 3/4ths of the way in. I'm so tired of that formula. That's pretty much the reason why I didn't like Pineapple Express, despite wanting to like it so much.

I want to see…
…a buddy comedy where the buddies don't get into some lame, parting-ways argument 1/2 to 3/4ths of the way in. I'm so tired of that formula. That's pretty much the reason why I didn't like Pineapple Express, despite wanting to like it so much.

I'm gonna see..
…500 days and The Hurt Locker tomorrow. I'm pretty excited. Good podcast, btw. Though I kinda missed Nabin's nebishy take on things and would have loved to hear him rant about MPDGs.

*The treatment of her based on her answer in the pageant, not the subsequent stupid things she did.

It's not ironic, it's just coincidental.

She saw the opportunity for fame and grabbed it. I'm not gonna hold that against her. Anyone with half a brain realizes that she's pretty much an idiot. But even idiots are allowed to have opinions. Carrie Prejean is not going to change marriage in America either way. Ignore her and move along.

I'm a liberal AND for all intents and purposes a homosexual, but the treatment of Prejean leaves me aghast. She answered the question honestly and stuck to her convictions, even when some sick fuck internet-celebrity/Miss America judge called her out and crucified her for it. Sure, she's a model or whatever, but so…

Yeah, it's all that matters. I don't wish Diablo Cody any ill will (I'm not a sociopath). I'm hoping the movie is good, but with it's classification as a "horror comedy" I'm counting on needless camp, which I fucking hate. Hopefully it'll be rated-R, as pg-13 horror movies are usually a litmus test on whether or not I…

Wow, a horror comedy?
That'll pack the seats! Just like Slither.. or 8 Legged Freaks.. or something else crappy.