Versace for kids: Are you buying it?
Arnold's kids break silence on dad's infidelity
What does it mean to you that Oprah is going off the air?
Ivanka Trump: I'm having a baby girl
'Beat it!' Kathie Lee tries on Jackson's jacket
Sluggish sloth tries to cross road

Wait, how many?
Ten to FORTY Chesterfields a day? That's being touted as a "normal" amount?

Also the "plain" woman James Spader hooked up with for a few episodes of… Boston Legal? The Practice as it was transitioning to Boston Legal? I forget which and I'm lazy.

You'll be vomiting blood by the second commercial break.

The leading cause of CHUD? Lupus.

Oh yeah, a "report" button.

Mr. Bender, would you high-five him so we can continue this meeting?

(Jerry. Replaced Jerry from the original.)

Tin roof. Rusted.

"Huh. Die Hard TWO."