Does anyone know those "Do not remove under penalty of law" labels they put on matresses?

First we kill him, then we rape him, then we let him go, then we kill him again!

On this very night, ten years ago…

She knows it's a multi-pass.

Pyle!!!

I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too.

Pee pee soaked heck hole?

@alcopheliac I thought this was going to be about the younger Kenobi, who I like to call Raw Creme Gong.

And then wait load's until get you host.

Hey, Norm Macdonald was still on during that time. Say Norm Macdonald isn't funny and I'll counter-slit your throat.

I'm so glad to read that The Learning Channel isn't employing a mind-control technique to guide viewers' left eyes to advertisements.

Pabst Blue Ribbon?

NOW a warning???

It's laminated!!!

Naked asses?? I like naked asses!

I bet they don't know that Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.

It's annoying that "ET is the worst game ever made" seems to have spread, not because it's true, but because it's fun to say. It's fun to get together with your friends and exaggerate how dramatically terrible a game or movie is. But it's annoying when people go from pretending to actually believing.

I wonder what Debra did with that figurine Ray's mother gave her.

That was the bass drum from the Toto cover band that lives next door.

You mean Lamorne Morris. He was Donald Glover like 17 episodes ago.