My eyes, the Goggins do nothing!

I looked for this comment right after seeing the Newhart thing. I think The Simpsons did it better.

No cranberry sauce to go along with the green beans?

That photo looks familiar… Have you ever had deja vu? If not, could you check with the kitchen?

She's a god. She's not THE GOD…she doesn't think.

It's not the sun melted him—It's a fever!

Bebe Neuwirth is pretty good.

No, the guy from that show. The one based on the 1970. Forget what the show is called. But it's a bald guy.

I won't watch another Robocop movie unless it has Peter Weller and that guy from that show about the seventies.

Can't he have both?

Start with "As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to pee."

Thank God. Finally.

It's just like Lenin said.

I heard that, rather than sleeping, Dave change waits. And something, something, roundhouse kick.

In a related note, have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I.

If you're looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. What I do have are a very particular set of guns, guns I have acquired after a very long waiting period and background check, guns that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Why, you're not a professor of dragons, or even a professor at all—you're a zombie!!!! Stay away from my brain!!!!

You got it. But did I do it right, professor?

I miss 29 minutes ago, when Non-Giving-Up School Guy said he missed when commenters would refer to other commenters more. It made me think of that Indian guy. Also the guy with the hat.

Haha, too true, guys! Those specific comments that you made are good! And my referencing them in a specific way proves I'm not an adbot!