No, correlation is not causation. Chuck Norris didn't do the ad because he voted for Huckabee, He made the ad and voted for Huckabee because he's a stupid whore.

Yeah, you might even say I…like it because it mentions Dawes!! Did I do it right?

It was the best of times, it was the blerst of times????

Dental plan?

Speaking of AV Club memes, you forgot to mention that guy from the Taste Test feature who commenters cheered for ironically. Or that Onion Personals user, who Dr. Robuttnik was based on: http://www.urbandictionary….. Also, the barely-English-speaking adbot commenter that described itself as a 26-years-old x. And the…

I am a 26 years old nurse.

Victims, aren't we all. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Sorry to spoil yer weddin' plans there, friend, but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.

Quick impression for ya: "Caw! Caw! BANG! Fuck, I'm dead!"

Dude. Look at this Frodo-graph, Dude.

Who's Dodd? Wait, is he John G?

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP! Dog Show!—I mean, Red Sox!

For reals? You could be the biggest celebrity here since the man who met Andy Griffith.

A stud, please. Can he be here by noon tomorrow?

What's with all the devil's advocates today?

Don't you mean "awful as usual"?

What a good idea! We'll call it Bay Pirate!

Shit, that's weird. I only read the headline. I watched the entire episode looking for something creepy and didn't notice him standing still there. Pretty funny.

@Richard Nixon, the ocean called—they're running out of shrimp!

To kill these memes, we should look to that Simpsons Halloween episode where the town is being terrorized by giant advertisement-statues-come-to-life. The solution Lisa and Paul Anka came up with was "just don't look."