Gimmick posters can be two things at once. Just because I'm a 26 years old nurse who discovered how to lose weight with one weird old tip and got a profile on andromedasomethingorother.com doesn't mean I can't also tell everyone what I think of the latest celebrity apology for drunken racism/homophobia.

I think that scene in Kill Bill with the 5 6 7 8's song is a little less effective. Can't see it without thinking of that commercial for edible tampons or whatever it was.

That's crazy! Can I borrow your dog to help me trick that goat?

I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!

Because of the MSG, right?

I think Tracy Morgan is one of Tina Fey's funniest puppets.

Use a comma when you're addressing someone, Dad.

Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.

Well, I "liked" all these comments but I'll be damned if I'm closer to finding out what that original post said.

If you kids are using "ad hominem" as a fancy-sounding synonym for "insult," don't. That's not what it means. Look it up one of these days.

Oh, I see. His name was Slim Dunkin. For a minute I thought it was like an expression, "to be slim dunkin murdered."

So I guess they couldn't get Col. Tigh to play McCain?

I thought her performance was very good. And thorough.

Hasselhoff. The word is Hasselhoff.

Robertson is right. We should be thankful that Christian terrorists only murder doctors.

I would love Christopher Nolan to come chew my popcorn.

Cut the jibber jabber, fool!

Q: Why won't Courtney Love be having any cranberry sauce with Christmas dinner?

"All the chitter and chatter." Is he Mr. T? Or maybe Roadblock from GI Joe?

Holy shit, then I'd better start watching Kim Jong Il.