I like flame atronach.

Dexter and his sister should have a secret romance next season until they're discovered by…oh, let's say…Moe.

Moleman: "I was saying break it has legs."

Did Christian Bale really think he could walk right through uh duh duh duh duh duh like this?

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2015)

I gotta say, I'm drawing a blank. Why won't she be having any craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanberry sauce?

Lazy Stern produces about 450 or 500 hours of entertainment a year (not counting all the subsidiary shit).  While that's less than Hard-Working Stern who produced about 800 (minus about 785 hours of commercials), it takes some serious balls to get outraged about his off time.  Although I am looking forward to the 400…

No craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanberry sauce?

Yes, Stern is so irrelevant that a network show is moving its production site three thousand miles for the privilege of paying him 20 million dollars.

And that's why Courtney Love won't be having any cranberry sauce with Christmas dinner.

It can be two things!

The "Watergate Breaks Wide Open" cover is an updated version of Thomas Nast's "Two Great Questions," which is Googlable under THAT title.

Yeah, you are.  You're almost certainly thinking of Will Elder.

Can't vouch for the figure, but in the 1970s, Davis was known to be the highest-paid commercial illustrator in the world.  He's well-known not just for his ability, but for his remarkable speed in creating full layouts.  He was often hired to design and produce full advertising campaigns on short notice, sometimes…

Sometimes I think maybe I'M the dragonborn.

I think you mean Rory Calhoun.

But don't people watch Shia LaBeouf movies for the giant robots? In that case…

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

That's true, it's nice to watch it all at once. But then you don't get to discuss each episode on the av club.