Yeah, whenever, say, a video game site reports that a beloved game publisher is being sued for fucking its customers, the average reader comment looks like, "OMG, people are so greedy, something, something, I hate lawyers." And then there's usually lots of "epic"s or "iconic"s in there, or whatever hot word is being…

Pre-internet Gamepro sure was a good source of codes.

I'll have to link to this next time someone claims class-action lawsuits are only filed by people with dollar signs for eyes. Punishing a company for hurting people is more satisfying than getting $1.50 from them.

You're a cheat and a swindler!

I want to see how he got all the animals in there. I'm thinking it was something like in the 1966 Adam West Batman movie, where The Penguin dehydrated the United Nations members into colorful piles of powder and swept them up with a broom and dust pan.

I came here to make this comment. He stole Michael Cera's weird-looking head and personality.

Seemed like a composite of Dawkins and Hitchens, or at least a composite based on the caricatures of them that exist in the writers' heads.

Was the Evil Atheist Evolution Professor character written by a creationist? Because he teaches evolution exactly the way they misunderstand it. Order out of chaos? If he's a real evolutionary biologist he should know that abiogenesis and evolution are not the same thing. Also, they prefer to be called cdesign…

And also, maybe they aren't talking about it, too.

I'll be quite happy if I never see a movie where the protagonist was dead or Brad Pit the whole time. I cringe when I see what I think are clues to this twist in whatever I'm watching.

You really didn't have to pick anything apart. "They're both the same guy" has been an especially popular "twist" since that movie about the soap.

And, Miss, just one more question…

Very niice.

Undoable seems to mean the opposite these days, as in, an undoable operation, or one that can be undone using ctrl + z.

Folks, the reason Courtney Love won't be having any craaaaanberry sauce on Christmas Day is that, in fact, Courtney Love won't… be… having… Christmas dinner this year, no she's not even going to celebrate the Christmas holidays, if you can believe that. In fact, she will have died by then of a heroin overdose.

[Hack! Cough, Cough!] [(inaudible)]

Folks, I know you can do better, and I know you'd like to solve the riddle as to why Courtney Love won't be having any cranberry sauce for Christmas dinner, no cranberry sauce to go along with the green beans, to go along with the hot apple cider with the little cinnamon stick, all these wonderful delicacies, yet this…

Why won't Courtney Love be having any cranberry sauce with her Christmas dinner this year?

No, it stars Hillary Swank, who teaches inner city kids with the help of her mentor who may or may not be dead, Edward James Olmos.

So is Weezer in this movie or not?