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A 26 years old nurse
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Yes. I think you got it exactly right. It's fun to make fun of bad movies and tv with friends. It's even sometimes fun to mock things that aren't all that bad. But the point is always that you and your friends are united in making each other laugh at the thing.

I'll stop being mad at Nickelback when they start apologizing for Frodograph.

You mean finger Prince Rogers Nelson's asshole, right? Yeah, that's what I did.

I wanna take a bath with Elizabeth Shue! I mean…that is to say…I wanna…Elizabeth… her… Can I take a bath with Elizabeth Shue?

Sideshow Bob has some big Shues to fill, big Shues to fill, big Shues to fill, big Shues to fill, big Shues to fill…

I was dusting for prints.

And Ben Kingsly could play Neff, because…he's in every one of Ewe Boll's shitty video game movies. Also he's bald.

I didn't get the Handi-Off reference until you mentioned it. I thought it was a man-hands joke. I remember that sketch.

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I didn't realize Jamie Clayton's an actual transgender lady until I looked it up. I mean, usually they have a biological woman play these parts. She's pretty is what I'm saying.

That's why I call it a PI number.

Yikes. They all seem very uncomfortable. And dumb. Really hard to watch even a minute.

I am Jack's 26 years old nurse.

Goddamn mummies!!!!

¡Success! Thanks to Sean O'Neal for raising the issue of special characters, and El Dan for providing the actual number, I can speak Spanish online now. Now what's the code for the upside down question mark? I'd look it up myself, but we don't have the internet in Australia.

It can't rain all the time.

Gotta find a pen, keep it in mind..

Am I supposed to be reading all of your comments in Danny DeVito's voice? Because I have been and that makes them funnier.

I prefer Billy Crystal when he's trying to get Danny DeVito to kill Captain Janeway.

Every celebrity is over or underrated. Nobody ever says a celebrity is appropriately rated. Well, I'm saying it: Howard Stern is rated exactly as he should be.