The band or the couple?

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus Having existed for years before Family Guy, The Simpsons has done a million variations of the gag-that-goes-on-for-too-long-until-it-becomes-funny. Like when they counted Santa's Little Helper's puppies.

How ironic.

So nobody's gonna mention the episode where Bart gets stuck in the well? Well there. Now I've done it. Bart pretending to be God to screw with the Flanders kids was funnier than Homer doing it to Ned years later.

Ohhhh! Well I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package then, isn't it?

Yeah, that was great. Also great: when Scary Movie recreates scenes from other movies exactly and then adds farts.

O.R. they?

One, two, three, four, f—oh, you want him to be shot! But that would make him more popular. Instead let's remove the last nine words and add "erased from our memory using that device from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." Only when the erasers come, we won't be burying him in other memories like Kate Winslet's…

Not Homer Simpson?

That specific comment that you made is so true—as is the content in the article that I definitely read!

Wrong! It's Patrick Stewart's voice from…anything Patrick Stewart is in.

I can see this stilling kids.

Listening to the Pee Wee's Playhouse theme now makes me feel like Jerry and George after Elaine revealed that she was the one who left the message on Jerry's answering machine.

This is a parody of South Park critics, right?

I liked Last Action Hero. Then again I was a kid at the time. Maybe it's different as an adult. Expendables is a piece of boring shit. If you wanna laugh, read the imdb message board for it. Some people actually cried along with hamburger faced Mickey Rourke's lame speech at the end.

The Tarantino quote fits the Simpsons pretty well. Someone introduced to the show today is more likely to watch one of the terrible "new" episodes, and think it's full of unfunny, shrill, Tress MacNeille-voiced characters. They probably should have ended it a few seasons after they left the gas on and Homer became…

I always say Raphael di ser Splinter Da Sewer. Because he's the adopted son of Splinter, who's from the sewer.

Had no idea this existed until I read your comment. Pretty funny. People should do this with more movies. Narrating movies, I mean, not sticking them in a vault.

I wonder what Dental Plan would say at a time like this…

I heard that she discovered the cure for weight gain using this one weird tip.