I like the part when Kevin Costner shows Lil' Wayne that the river wasn't that deep after all and he could just stand up. We are talking about Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, right?

Well what the fuck do you make friends with? Salad?

It's statue. Statue of limitations. If you argue, I will quone you.

I saw the movie with George Costanza. He kept shouting "that's gotta hurt!" every time someone got hit by a ghost.

And the letters or Jeremy Irons? Jeremy's iron. Spooky.

Trolls, yes, but also the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And Kurt Cobain.

Yeah, I immediately thought of that AV Club weird food taste test thing as I was going through their trash. Oh, also this article made me think of it.

The characters are less hateable, but that's probably because the camera now cuts when they start to ramble. Too many things happen and too often, which is probably the result of complaints from people with short attention spans.

Mooool deeeee paaaaaasss!!!

She should stick to "Leeloo Dallas multi-pass!"

Ha. Me too. I love me some food smashing and complaints about inconsistencies in English grammar.

Yeah, Tom Cruise is pretty good in Magnolia.

Yeah, the way he tells the lifeguard joke right before the fart joke suggests he thinks they're opposites. But really, they're both a couple of jokes a hack comedian would tell.

No, Dan Whitney's a fucking moron too. I get that Cable Guy is a caricature, exaggeratedly stupid, but that doesn't mean the guy playing him is smart. I'm sure he thinks he's pretty smart, though, or he wouldn't use words like fucking "cerebral."

Wasn't Boris Karloff a man though?

Hey, Bruce Campbell lost weight! Now where's Jason Lee?

.And don't forget about that Oscar Wilde meme.

"the important thing is that Lady Gaga will no longer be made to look ridiculous or like a big baby."

Oh, man.

The most disappointing thing about Podmass are the regular reminders that {INSERT_YOUR_FAVOURITE_PODCAST} isn't listed in Podmass.