An ignorance of awesome local history is numbered among this woman's many deficiencies.

Best audience reaction ever:
(middle-aged black church lady type during He Got Game when Denzel Washington started banging Milla Jojovich's prostitute character)

That show really was great. I'm glad I had a 12-year-old crush on Darlene instead of someone more embarrassing.

Johnny Paycheck understood how the constitution worked, dammit. 

His dad, however, didn't name him Hank Williams, Jr. Dude's name is Randall Hank Williams. 

I don't think the precedent that calling the president a Nazi gets you bounced from having your songs intro football games is a good one. Americans have too much respect for presidents in general, I think.

Since ESPN is a government entity, it's really a scandal how Craig James allegedly killed five hookers while he was at SMU. 

I bought a set of snap hooks once. They work like in the ad…………for about 10 seconds, then the bowling ball you're holding up drops. 

Depends what you mean by starring, but Brenda Blethyn had a lot more screen time in Saving Grace.

My wife insists he should have gotten an Oscar for it. I'm pretty sure she's serious. 

The enemy is frog people?

Hey, I
have an idea: if a muslim bombs your country, why don't you go kill a
million muslims from anywhere? The fact that the innocent ones will die
first because they're poor and won't see it coming doesn't matter: your
hate must be assuaged!

My default stance is that Detroit's not so bad, but I went to Michigan State in the late 90s and one of our professors had a Canadian MP come and speak to our class. The guy apparently got a little tour of Detroit on his way to Lansing and was shocked as hell.

I think he just meant "for a TV network" and he's also, probably, not an enslaved zombie that Whedon uses to make his intentions known to the press.

Tudyk probably knows Adam Baldwin.

Stoner in "Wonder Boys" who asks Michael Douglas about Errol Flynn's penis-spicing habits.

No, it wasn't. Dude Wheres My Car? made me laugh.

I heard her on the Nerdist a few months ago, she seems insanely cool.

Not that you have to like Firefly, but the problem with the set up is that you don't understand it, or you have extreme trouble communicating with words. It might be stupid, (it kind of is in many ways) but neither do the Chinese rule everything or does society revolve around the Old West circa 1880'sish, whatever…

The Fed who clearly thinks Mal will negotiate because he's holding a hostage got a bit of surprise, too. Though he was armed and facing the Captain.