Sorry, any statement that includes "Dennis Miller had it right" just doesn't have a chance from the start. 

Despite apparently carrying the name "Hoban."

Clearly, he was pissed off because his dad got more pussy than him and needed to fight Axl Rose.

This seems very, very stupid. These kind of things work as good drama partly because of specific details, so making it general such as not giving him a party is a bad idea.

Fuck em both, how about Lansing? Or, more sensibly, Detroit. 

We had that, too. Like on Roseanne, we only watched PBS for the entire week.

It's really catchy. I still listen to at least some of it on my iPod.

"Fortunate Son" was used as a flag-waving blue jeans seller a few years ago. They just cut it off after "Some folks are born to waive the flag, oh, the red white and blue."

That was a very weird period. Sort of the last gasp of mass musical culture, before everything splintered.

Someone commenting after an interview with a Community actress should know that Joel McHale provides us with a way to know about these things via him making fun of them and/or a convenient cover story for why we know something that happened on the View. 

Sam the Eagle is awesome. And one of my favorite gags on Everyday Should Be Saturday is that Big 10 commissioner Jim Delany is Sam. 

He used to make comments like that, but now everybody does and it's lame. 

All his talk of half-men makes me think someone's going to get his manhood fed to the goats.

It's not the post-Friends world, it's the always world. Roseanne and Grace Under Fire were always outliers in that they featured people who weren't solidly upper middle class. And I seem to remember Grace having a much nicer home than the Connors.

This was my impression. Worth tuning in only for Evil Wil Wheaton's guest appearances.

Kills hookers? You mean like people allege ESPN's Craig James has allegedly done on at least five alleged occasions?

He does. And I don't blame him for being on the TV comedy equivalent of the disease your name plays off of. I don't know that people who make good TV shows were beating a path to his door, y'know?

I'm not embarrassed by anything Michael Moore does, because I'm not him. We just happen to share political beliefs.

Lord, I think you missed the point of "Bowling For Columbine." It was a lot more like "Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people."  Whichi is why it's a more interesting movie, in my opinion.

That's shitty, if true, anyaroses, but y'know, he's pretty much the only leftist windbag documentarian we got. And everyone who has beliefs is a hyprocrite.  Or is that just me?